O.o

[vision_ya]

You Are The Empress

You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing. You bring security and harmony to many. At times, you are also a very sensual person. You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire. Your fortune: You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life. It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you. It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be. You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother.

What Tarot Card Are You?

[...This makes no sense. At all. I do not even have a mother.]

Comments

[staturity]

Maybe you have some kid you don't know about? Or you need to adopt a kitten.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[I think that I will go with the kitten hypothesis. It confuses me less. And, hey, kitten!]

[How are you feeling?]

[staturity]

Really, really bored.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[I am sorry to hear that. Would you like me to come by with a board game or something?]

[staturity]

Yes please. And my Johnny Storm pictures.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[Be there in a few minutes, then. And I will see what I can do about that request.]

*shows up with a bag full of board games and a selection of pictures*

[I feel rather like Santa Claus.]

[staturity]

Would you like me to sit in your lap? *realizes what she just said* I didn't mean it that way!

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[*does not choke, wheeze or die on the spot, mostly because of the not-actually-breathing thing* I, err, think that at the point where Santa is breaking-and-entering, the lap-sitting is in the past. Err.]

[staturity]

*is surprised she doesn't have another heart attack right then* Uhmm... we'll just stick with the milk and cookies then.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[That sounds like a good plan. *also brought snacks with him* I figured that you were getting tired of hospital food.]

[staturity]

Yes! Tommy brought me chocolate icream yesterday so I wouldn't kill him but I could lways use more!

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[The food here is that bad? One would think that they would try to feed the patients healthy food at least, since it is a hospital and all.]

[staturity]

Since when has healthy food tasted good?

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[*prods hospital Jell-O*]

[When I said "healthy food", I did not mean that the food itself should be healthy enough to start seeking shelter and a mate...]

[staturity]

Shelter and a mate?

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[Shh. *sets a small piece of cookie next to the Jell-O* Perhaps we can appease it with offerings of food.]

[staturity]

*laughs* The Jell-O demands twenty young virgins and a shrine in its honor.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[*snickers* Perhaps we should introduce the Jell-O to the piece of cheese that Spider-Man keeps in the refridgerator. They will either slay each other or join forces to rule the world.]

[staturity]

But I don't like the idea of following a piece of cheese and Jell-O!

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

That cheese scares me. It's planning something.

[staturity]

World domination!

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[I must admit that I am not too enamoured of the idea either. And the Avengers would probably get upset with us for not stopping them.]

[staturity]

We could lock the refrigerator, but I don't think they'd like that either.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[No, I do not think that they would.]

[*inspects Jell-O*]

[staturity]

Maybe we could get Wolverine to eat it.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[...That would be an interesting battle to see.]

[staturity]

And even if he lost, his stomach would just heal!

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[Indeed. We will have to be sure that it does not approach the refridgerator.]

[Or Mr. Stark's armor.]

[staturity]

Or anybody and anything else.