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[vision_ya]

You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together.

'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

[*notes “(s)” at the end of “partner”* Great. First dresses, now threesomes. Is it just me or are the computers unnaturally interested in my sex life?]

<td align="center">Whipped Cream!



So maybe you don’t like to try new things in the bedroom. But if you are up for the challenge try using some whipped cream. It is definitely a beginner food to bring in, but who knows where it will take you.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td>
[…Sticky. I have no desire to wake up covered in ants.]

<td align="center">You are 19% kinky



You aren’t kinky. You like your plain old meat and potatoes type of sex. That’s cool.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td>
[*flails* Why are there cows?! There are no cows in sex! Gahh!]

<td align="center">the Vision's sexual nickname:

"Torch of Cupid"

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td>
[...I’m just not going to think about this, all right? Just no. Thank you.]

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As a child...	You sang and danced around to Madonna songs in your underwear – all of which is now a home movie your parents use to blackmail you
How did it mess you up?	You are now a genius who blinks way too often
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

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[*blinks*]

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Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
[What can I say? I was really, really bored.]

<td align="center" style="background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;">The Vision's Random Movie Quote:

'This is the part where you run away.'

- Shrek

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
[…I’ll remember that one.]

Comments

[staturity]

Does that mean you danced to Madonna songs or Iron Lad did? Because if you did I'm going to ask Mr. Stark for that video.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

<.<

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[Can I plead the fifth? I think I'm allowed to plead the fifth.]

[staturity]

Time to find Mr. Stark!

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[Time to hack into Mr. Stark's computers and erase that video.]

[staturity]

I'm sure he made copies.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[Probably. Damn.]

[He better not have stored them with his quiz results.]

[staturity]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a pout to use on Mr. Stark.

[notahawkingbird.livejournal.com]

I want to know which Madonna songs.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[I continue to plead the fifth.]

[notahawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Like A Virgin?

[staturity]

Touched for the very first time!

...hey, didn't I get that for my stripper song quiz?

[notahawkingbird.livejournal.com]

I think you did.

...

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[I have said nothing. I continue to say nothing. Nothing.]

[staturity]

But Vision...

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

You see, Vis, THIS is why I make sure to destroy the evidence. *goes in search of the incriminating video of Vision dancing to Madonna*

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[If Cassie and her Pout can't get it, I doubt that you'll be able to.]

[Besides, I've been pleading the fifth. You have no way of knowing if it actually exists or if I already deleted it.]

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

Just watch me.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[Just remember - you have little brothers, who I'm sure would only be too happy to share embarrassing Billy stories with me. And we can't forget Mrs. Xanathos and Eliza either...]

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

Like I said: I destroy the evidence.


Rowena: *holds up a Photo album with an evil grin*
Eliza: He never did find the tape of the swing dancing lessons...

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[Never underestimate the ability of blackmail material to survive distruction.]

[billykaplan.livejournal.com]

You can't prove it was me on that tape!

Eliza: I couldn't walk for a week on that foot, you overgrown nerd. A week. Just showing off the tape is letting you get off lightly.
Rowena: And I keep inciminating evidence on everyone.

[staturity]

Who said I couldn't get it?

I think you need some dance lessons.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[...]

[...Going to go hide over here now in embarrassment.]

[staturity]

Does this mean I can blackmail you? I know the others would love to see this for movie night.

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

[I'm already your minion. What more do you want? Trip to Europe?]